Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday - Chapter 387 Net deception Bai Yueguang (Fanwai 2)

At the age of twenty-nine, after a family banquet, Lu Jia and Rongsheng's quasi-brother-in-law became the uncle of the nation.

Yes, brother-in-law is his best friend for many years.

Lu Jiahe: It's a **** college classmate, bed roommate and teammate of the national team:).

Lu Jiahe: Lord is gone.

Lu Jiahe was also awarded a certificate of "Best Roommate in China" by netizens.

Fan A: [There are not many good people who give my brother a wife these days, brother deer yyds]

Fan B: [The believers wish to be vegetarian for one day, begging to be roommates with the deer **** in the next life]

Fan C: [I am different, I want to reborn in the old deer's house and be the pride of the motherland]

Fan D: [Brother Deer must play well, so I will send it, please play the game together]

After Lu Jiahe saw the hot comments, his heart was cut and tears fell, and he shut himself down for a whole week.

It happened that his sister was full of praise for the scum and initiated the second wave of requests for a meal.

The kitchen is my sister's stage: [Let Xiao Wang come over on Saturday, let's have muffins together! ]

Lu Jiahe felt bad.

Brother's cabbage was arched: [Muffins? Sister, did you do it? ]

Lu Jiahe threw a shivering emoji wrapped in a quilt, hoping that his sister could recognize the identity of a fugitive in the kitchen.

The other party responded quickly.

The kitchen is my sister’s stage: [It’s easy to make, your brother-in-law said it’s delicious]

Straight daughter honey is confident.

He is not very convinced.

Lu Jiahe flew a phone call to his eldest brother-in-law. The first sentence was, "Hello? Brother-in-law? Where are you?"

Chen Li's voice was weak, "What's wrong, Jiahe, I'm in the hospital, and I have diarrhea."

Lu Jiahe quickly ended the dangerous conversation with his sister and went to the base for training.

"Brother-in-law."

The animal saw him, ran over and called him "shyly".

And Lu Jiahe’s response was—

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom!!!"

The central target was shot violently in an instant.

The teammates discussed in a low voice.

Player A: "The Deer God will not shoot the delusion into a hornet's nest, right?"

Player B: "No way, no way, no way, brother deer is in control, is it willing to be a widow younger sister?"

Player C: "Well, maybe the deer **** wants to change his brother-in-law. The old one won't go, and the new one won't come."

Player A: "Fogcao, your idea is very dangerous!"

The brothers obviously also heard the discussion from their teammates.

Lu Jiahe changed his bullets and said without a smile, "Brother, you have also heard that, so many people support the change of brother-in-law, do you have any last words." How stupid he was once, and invited a wolf to come. Guarding the vegetable garden with him, now that the cabbage has been taken away, he regrets it, and just wants to beat someone in a sack.

Bo pretended to say calmly, "The child is mine." Fake. Teasing the deer.

Lu Jiahe: "!!!"

My brother ran away immediately.

"Brother, bro, calm down! Put the gun down! It will go wrong!"

"Brother Wang, don't say a few words, be careful of your head!"

"Ouch who stepped on my foot?!"

"I rely on my wig!"

A group of people joined the melee, trying to stop this tragic war.

And so weak with a bag of milk in his mouth, he walked calmly.

She was accustomed to her boyfriend and elder brother fighting each other for three days, and all kinds of assassinations took turns.

But sometimes, the two of them will put aside their hatred and prejudice, and form an unbreakable alliance with a high degree of tacit understanding.

For example, stop Ling Bingtong's scones.

Lu Jiahe: "Today is the second anniversary of Bo Wang's visit to our house. Why don't you celebrate it in the following restaurant? I know that there is a grilled fish that is delicious."

Ling Bingtong was entangled: "...but I bought all the materials."

Bo Wang: "My aunt has a unique skill in baking muffins, why don't we let her show it?"

Ling Bingtong: "That's so troublesome."

Lu Jiahe: "No trouble, no trouble. I'm afraid that I don't have any work in the housekeeping business. We are also regarded as an aunt to generate income. You think it is my brother-in-law."

Bo Wang: "That's right, brother."

Under their joint efforts, everyone ate a delicious original muffin and successfully avoided the fate of going to the hospital to hang a bottle.

The eldest brother-in-law Chen Li was moved to tears.

Although, Lu Jiahe still looked down upon him and was not pleasing to his eyes.

The best friends were upgraded to brother-in-law, and the **** became lovers and dogs. Lu Jia and this eldest brother went through a tragic period of labor. This period of regret, pain, sadness, and anger can be seen in his autobiography "Reconciliation with the World" published later by the athlete.

"XXXX year XX month XX day, the weather is fine, my sister and Mr. W went to the XX zoo to see monkeys. My sister said that the monkeys are very cute. Mr. W said that brother will give you a warm bed and give birth to a cute monkey. How can the blue sky and the white sun tarnish the universe? In an instant, the crowd looked at me like a monkey."

"On XX, XX, XXXX, the weather turned cloudy. My sister and Mr. W went camping on Mountain X. Mr. W brought a lunch box for lovers and let him eat the soil, so he decided to break our relationship with him."

"XXXX year XX month XX day, ghost weather, ghost couple, half price for couples is great."

"XXXX year XX month XX day, Lord has an immature idea..."

Fu Yuanxing received a call from Lu Jiahe and hurried to the tea restaurant.

"Master Lu, what's the matter?"

"Come on, let's eat together."

Lu Jiahe makes tea calmly.

Fu Yuanxing breathed a sigh of relief, and the sword of Bodhidharma hanging over his head was safe and sound.

"Eating, you said earlier, I thought you were going to settle the old bill."

Lu Jiahe's expression distorted for a moment, and then returned to normal. He smiled hypocritically, "How could it be, our brothers for many years."

Fu Yuanxing sat down opposite Lu Jiahe, hey.

"How to make a four-person seat? Is there anyone else?"

Soon Fu Yuanxing knew the answer.

White letters with baseball caps, light blue sunglasses, a tall man with a tall skeleton, loosely supporting a rainbow-colored wide-necked t-shirt, and the outline of the neck bone is sharp and clear. He buckled his fingers together and attached them to the side of his legs, leading a kid in. The baseball cap, sunglasses, T-shirt, and jeans of the same style brought the couple style to the fullest.

The two had just come out of the outdoor badminton hall.

Dog couple.

Fu Yuanxing's adrenaline soared.

"Brother, I want to sit with you."

The children are very clingy.

Bo Wang sat next to Fu Yuanxing, naturally and skillfully stretched out his hand, wrapped around the weak waist, and asked intimately, "Is it tired? Is it hot? Would you like to drink water? Brother feed you."

Fu Yuanxing: "Meow meow?"

Didn’t you two see that there is a seat opposite? !

Compared with Fu Yuanxing’s anger that he was caught off guard against being abused, Lu Jia and Lu Jia and I looked like I had soared. They even came to the exquisite Phoenix three nodded and asked with extreme elegance, "Director Fu, do you want to add water?"

Fu Yuanxing was angrily, "No need, I'm full of anger!"

Lu Jiahe: "Oh."

Lu Jiahe's psychology is strangely balanced.

Sure enough, happiness is based on the suffering of others.

The world's first-class athletes have a deep understanding.

In each of the following appointments, Lu Jia and the field did not fall, and he was about to be the most beautiful light bulb in the day. Of course, Fu Yuanxing was caught by Lu Jiahe nine times out of ten to share the damage caused by the dog food. As a director, if you want to experience all kinds of situations in life, Fu Yuanxing can tolerate it at first, who knows that Lu Jia and his mother evolved later, from "destroying this family" to "joining this family", developing abnormally with the dog lovers!

Four people go to the clothing store.

So weak pointed to the cheongsam, "Brother Wang, this one is very graceful and enchanting, and it's definitely suitable for you."

Bo Wang said indulgingly, "Okay, my brother will go back and show it to you, Lu Jiahe, do you want it?"

Lu Jiahe also smiled and said, "Yes, everyone wears it together, where's Director Fu?"

Fu Yuanxing: "???"

This family is afraid of something serious!

Later, the four-person package became the Lu's family travel package. Lu Jiahe was very indifferent and brought the resisting Fu Yuanxing with him. Damn it, his dignified director still couldn't resist the temptation of world-class athletes to appear in the movie with friendship! Fu Yuanxing reflected on more than once that he was too easy to get the bait, and was seduced by the scum of Lu Jia and Bo Wang in turn.

After arriving, Fu Yuanxing deeply realized that he was selling leftover pancakes.

What's the matter?

Inside the airport, the family was neatly dressed in floral shirts and sunglasses.

Fu Yuanxing looked down at the casual suit he was wearing. He obviously felt very handsome before going out, but under the background of a flowery shirt, he looked like a lonely turtle.

The great director fell into doubt about his own aesthetics.

The weaker ones are small blue florals and a jelly hat, which interprets freshness and romance.

But Bo Wang picked a dark red big flower shirt, buttoned to the top, tightly fitting, quite a retro ascetic style.

If Fu Yuanxing remembers correctly, his brother is very picky about his clothes. His colorful and flowing big flowered shirts definitely ranked among the top three in his disgust list, but now he can wear it without a grin, without a trace of performance. , Perfectly integrated into a group of silly white sweet families.

Fu Yuanxing: Has love turned the scumbag back into righteousness?

Fu Yuanxing: No, this brother definitely has some big conspiracy.

Fu Yuanxing was cautiously vigilant throughout the whole process, waiting for the itinerary to be exposed, and the whole network showed affection.

[Brother Fu is going to sell pancakes, a dog looks too bleak]

[Couple, brother and dog, how can they be a miserable word]

[Brother Lu is a good plan, joins this family, you can learn something from Fu guide]

[Finally understand why I can’t make it to the national team, and the big pants and shirts are arranged immediately]

[Bring a set for Dao Fu! ! ]

Lu Jiahe took back the phone silently, hiding his merit and fame.

Brothers are used to harm.

As a result, it didn’t take long to come back from the trip—

"Brother, I'm getting married with Weiwei."

"puff!!"

Lu Jia and a mouthful of ice water sprayed onto the enchanting smiling face, and he angrily said, "Deer! So! Weak! You! Come out! Come!"

So weak slid to the room quickly, poked his head out, and left a sentence irresponsibly, "It's him, he played a gentle scumbag, and used gold glasses to seduce me in the classroom. I couldn't hold back it. He...cough, You call it, and call me to eat after the call!"

There was a loud bang, the door was closed tightly, and she fled.

The smoke of war is faintly filled.

Lu Jiahe: "To lie to the little girl, do you want to be shameless?"

Bo Wang: "Yes, it's all my fault, brother, where do you think the wedding is better?"

Lu Jiahe: "Go! I'll bury you in a mass grave first!"

Bo Wang: "Yes, brother, I have more weak and weak friends, how many people are suitable?"

Lu Jiahe: "..."

Oh shit.

This bastard's face was so thick that he couldn't kill him by himself.

A week before the wedding, Lu Jia and all sorts of bosses were not pleasing to their eyes. He used to be a brother, but bosses were good everywhere. After becoming a brother-in-law, he always couldn't help but want to kill his enemies. Lu Jiahe became more angry as he thought about it, and gathered a group of brothers to implement the plan of sacking.

"Lu Jiahe, go on!"

Lu Jiahe raised his hand reflexively.

With a snap, a red candy fell into the palm of his hand.

It's wedding candy.

The weak pockets were so full, she said excitedly, "This soft and fluid peach chocolate is absolutely perfect! You must eat one! Be sure to ascend to heaven!"

Bo laughed lowly, peeled a piece of it for the weak, it was pink, and it was very beautiful.

"That's, I don't want to think about it. I almost broke my leg for how many subway lines I took."

Lu Jiahe was not accustomed to seeing that this **** got cheap and still behaved, so he snorted coldly, "I don't see it."

It's over, boyfriend and brother are about to fight again.

The alarm mechanism sounded in her weak brain, and she wanted to slip away when she lifted her foot. Bo Wang hooked the back of her hand with her tail finger. The lens had not been removed, and her eyes were misty and pitiful. He was so weak that he couldn't help it. He stood on tiptoe like a cat, quietly sat beside Lu Jiahe, and obediently removed the icing, "Brother, don't be angry, wait for me to beat him for you."

Lu Jiahe suddenly felt sour.

The guy with the chubby legs trembling and unable to stand up is now someone else's new wife.

Will this scumbag treat her well?

Lu Jiahe bit the peach candy that his sister handed over, and while stroking the weak hair, he smiled at the thin skin and said, "Tonight, shooting gallery, you understand?"

Bo Wang laughed, "Okay, it's all about brother."

Lu Jiahe rolled his eyes.

That night, the group of brothers named [Sack Sack Action Group] was unprecedentedly active.

Sack wholesale: [Report! Red, white, green, yellow, colorful and black sacks are ready! ]

Do you want pancake fruit: [Report! The long round flat square barbed twine is ready! ]

I'm just an innocent passerby who got caught: [I go! Brother Fu is so cruel! Brother Wang is worthy of being good brothers, I'm in love with love]

Do you want pancakes with fruits: [I love you ass, you paddle every day, wouldn’t it be the spy sent by the brute?]

I'm just an innocent passerby who was arrested: [Report! The used car is ready! ]

Do you want pancakes with fruits: [good brother]

As long as we lie together, everyone will be brothers who worship Sansheng III!

The antlers saw the scum and didn't kill the scum: [hastily]

Antlers saw that the scumbag didn't die: [Forget it, let him go this time, if his wedding breaks down, wouldn't it affect my sister's mood]

Group of friends: "???"

Big brother can't, we have been looking forward to it for so long, the escape route from the abandoned factory of sack and hemp rope used cars is all ready for you! Do you say you don’t play if you don’t? Amuse us!

After Lu Jiahe finished speaking, he threw the phone to Bo Wang.

"Thank you brother."

The corners of Bo Wang's lips fluttered, and a smile appeared.

Lu Jiahe got goose bumps and rubbed his arms, "Oh! Are you sick?"

Bo Mohun didn't care, waved at him, raised her leg into the weak room, she was playing the game frantically, "Send! You give it to me!"

Sitting behind her, the man naturally pushed her into his arms and took a small bite.

Weakly stared at him, "During the battle, please don't flirt!"

Bo chuckles lightly, "Then don't flirt, how about we cheat people? Give you some pocket money."

You said that I won't be sleepy anymore!

Little Green Tea immediately transformed into a tyrannical dragon, wiped out the enemy, and asked excitedly, "How to pit it?"

The man took her hand, clicked on the [Set of Scumbag Action Team] in the phone, and said with a smile, "These are my brother's enemies, they still want to put on my brother's sack, so that my wedding will be broken. Sister, you can Take revenge for me!"

So weak couldn't help but say something fair, "The group leader seems to be my brother."

Bo Wang did not change his face, "What's wrong with your brother? He is just blinded by a group of villains!"

So weak: "..."

You are so cheap.

So weak came to his ear, "I think, or the wedding, let's bet with them, um, bet you will cry?"

The warm air irritated his ears, and he could hardly resist this sweet bait. He bit the hook, "Brother will not only cry, but also pant." He is so weak as to seduce him, willing to change. Make a honey confession so that his little **** can eat his love all the time.

He didn't ask her to use his affection deeply, but he wanted to stay with him longer, longer.

After the incident, Bo Miao countered Fu Yuanxing, the second leader of the group.

Bo Wang: [Brother, follow the plan, otherwise]

Fu Yuanxing: […]

Your unfinished words really scare my brother!

Fu Yuanxing said silently, other brothers, sorry, my handle was caught by the scumbag!

On the day of the wedding, Fu Yuanxing was bought by one-tenth of the share. He was ignorant of his conscience and made a bet on whether the bridegroom would cry.

So Bo Mou blushed and started crying.

From the wedding kissing etiquette crying to the guests leaving, he almost fainted weakly.

Fu Yuanxing: "Faucet! Great! Great!"

Lu Jiahe: "Faucet! Great! Great!"

So weak: "Water—"

Before she finished speaking, she was dragged away by Bo Wang on the spot.

"My brother has been crying for so long, won't you coax me? My throat is broken."

He was as weak as he hugged, and reached under the wisteria tree at night.

She wore the vermilion cheongsam he had dreamed of, like a red canna, with a hint of snow coming out of her mouth and wrapping it around his waist. He blinked so weakly, "What are you kidding me, didn't you act it?"

Bo Mou was suddenly choked up.

This little ancestor is heartless, he didn't act, doesn't she know?

Forget it, she is this temperament, what else can he do besides adapting?

"Little ancestor—" he kissed her vaguely, "cry so much that there is no water and no sugar, um, let your brother kiss and supply some food. In the future, your brother will be your trophy, and you will receive the prize. Taiwan, go to the airport, go wherever you are!"

"Wow!"

A scream.

He was so weak that he couldn't really hear, "What's the sound?"

"Howl of the wolf." Bo Mou said solemnly, "Now the full moon is! The single wolf may be in heat!"

Then he bent down again, like a spring breeze and wildfire, and kissed her.

…Fuck, you are in estrus, won’t you break your waist after kissing for an hour! Also, my sister's vital capacity is really incredible, she is constantly mad!

All in all, these two—

It's all rampant.

Fu Yuanxing hid in the grass, crying without tears.

Lu Jiahe is like a wild wolf in the jungle, with ferocious green light in his eyes.

Hateful man!

The sister of the bully, the father will definitely break his body into pieces!

"Crack."

Fu Yuanxing's wrist was pinched and dislocated by his unrecognizable brother.

Fu Yuanxing: "..."

Really retribution.

So why do you want to join in the fun to take a peek!

He will never be a dog between lovers in his next life! !